i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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