Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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