i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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