He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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