My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
he shaved USA in his pubs
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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