he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
my being single is dangerous.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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