No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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