do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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