I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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