dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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