the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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