I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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