About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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