He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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