Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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