as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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