who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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