you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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