I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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