That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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