Soap is not a condiment
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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