Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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