...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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