Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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