Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
