I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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