if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
