He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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