Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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