What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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