can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Randomize
