Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
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the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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