Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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