We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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