i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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