I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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