Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
The best revenge is premature balding
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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