Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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