alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Randomize