rhymes with "ouble enetration"
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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