I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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