Already got asked if we're dating
Me too!
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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