Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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