He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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