So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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