went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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