absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Can I color on your dick again?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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