STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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