I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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