white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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