erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
