last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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