I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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