but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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